:14:00
You're gonna give yourself
an aneurysm.
:14:04
Oh, you smell that, boys?
:14:08
Smells like money. Oh, this place
has got some serious potential.
:14:12
Oh, yeah, I can see it now, huh?
Can you see it? Huh?
:14:15
Condominiums, eateries, shopping...
:14:17
wine bars, cigar bars...
what the hell, bar bars.
:14:21
Yeah, we can... we can totally sell
this... this whole rustic bit.
:14:24
Oh, yeah.
This is a diamond in the rough.
:14:26
Ooh, that's good.
Write that down for the brochure.
:14:29
Now, wait, wait. Better yet.
"Black diamond in the rough."
:14:32
You know, sort of a ski thing.
:14:35
- I'm Eric, by the way.
- Yeah, well, who asked you?
:14:38
Ah, just kiddin', short stack.
:14:41
- It's, uh, some mountain, huh?
- Yeah, but the name.
:14:44
Bull Mountain. It's, uh...
It's a little too...
:14:48
shitty.
:14:50
Y-You wanna rename the mountain?
:14:53
Yeah, somethin' good.
:14:54
I'm gonna have to polish this turd
if I'm gonna sell my investors on it.
:14:57
I mean, your hotel looks like a Motel 6
ate a yard sale and barfed it out.
:15:01
Hey, Muntz, there's some
really pissed off Eskimos
outside right now, man.
:15:04
- They say they want their land back.
- Very funny, Rambis.
:15:07
Mr Majors, this is Rick Rambis,
one of our low-to-mid-level employees.
:15:11
- You must be the big hotshot
who's gonna buy the mountain.
- John Majors of Major Resorts.
:15:15
Rick Rambis of, uh, Rick Rambis.
:15:18
You any good
on that board there, son?
:15:21
- I'm all right.
- You wouldn't mind
playin' tour guide...
:15:23
to an old fart like me, would ya?
:15:25
Actually, Rick's got
a pretty heavy workload tomorrow...
:15:27
but I would be delighted
to show you around the mountain.
:15:30
No offence, short stack,
but you give me the creeps.
:15:32
I think Rick here
will do just fine.
:15:34
- You don't mind, do ya, Rick?
- No problem.
:15:36
Good. First thing in the morning.
:15:38
I'll take a Geritol
so I can keep up.
:15:41
Hey, chop-chop
with them bags there.
:15:43
- So what does this mean,
selling the mountain?
- I don't know.
:15:45
Maybe this guy will be cool.
You know, maybe he'll help us
build a lift up to Hangman's Peak.
:15:50
- Can you get an STD from a polar bear?
- What is your brother doing?
:15:54
Pig Pen!
:15:57
Pig Pen!