:23:03
- Are they good?
- I don't know.
- No.
:23:07
See that up there?
That's Hangman's Peak.
:23:10
- Damn. You ski that?
- Yeah. It's awesome.
:23:13
But, as you can tell,
it's almost impossible to hike.
:23:15
I think that if we put a lift
to the top, it would be the most popular
snowboard park in the entire country.
:23:20
Well, you know, Rick,
what I'll do is I'll think on that,
uh, 'cause I like your style.
:23:24
- And I might need a little help.
- Yeah?
:23:27
- What for?
- Well, my investors are comin'
to check this place out...
:23:30
and, uh, well,
they spook easily.
:23:33
You know, if this deal's gonna
go through, this whole town's
gonna have to play ball.
:23:37
I don't think Muntz has
the pull around here to do that...
:23:39
but, uh, you do.
:23:44
- Can you hear me?
- I don't know. Hopefully...
:23:46
Okay. As most of you have heard,
uh, by next week...
:23:50
Bull Mountain will have
new management.
:23:53
I'm selling it for lots
and lots of American dollars...
:23:56
to your future boss,
Mr John Majors!
:24:02
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
:24:05
Thank you and good morning.
:24:07
I can't tell you how happy
and excited I am to be here today.
:24:11
Now, I know we're all
gonna be homies...
:24:14
but I do believe
in the golden rule...
:24:16
and that is, "He who has
the gold card makes the rules."
:24:22
Pipe down, retard. And to publicize
my purchase of the mountain...
:24:25
I've invited my board members...
that's the board of directors...
:24:27
and my investors here
for the anniversary festival.
:24:30
And as my employees, you're expected
to behave in a manner consistent
with a world-class resort.
:24:35
Any questions you might have will be
answered in your new rule book...
:24:40
which numbnuts here
is gonna pass out.
:24:42
- I think that's you.
- And I have a super-duper
surprise for all of you.
:24:48
A brand new, streamlined,
top-of-the-line...
:24:51
high-performance uniform!
:24:54
Don't sweat havin' to pay for them.
We'll just deduct the cost
from your first paycheck.
:24:57
Welcome to the Major Resort family!
:24:59
There's no business
like snow business!