Pootie Tang
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:18:00
Maybe Pootie don't wanna sign
because he knows you're full of it.

:18:04
Yeah. First of all, he knows
that cereal's full of sugar.

:18:08
And number two, that's not all
that you guys sell.

:18:11
You sell cigarettes, whiskey,
Bad Time burgers, switchblades.

:18:16
It also says here that you will no
longer have Pootie doing PSA's...

:18:21
telling the kids to eat
healthy and to be smart.

:18:23
Well, sure, exclusivity
goes without saying.

:18:25
I'm sure your ugly intentions
go without saying.

:18:29
Take a walk, money man.
:18:35
See, my damie, Pootie Tang don't
wa-da-tah to the shama cow...

:18:40
'cause that's a cama
cama leepa-chaiii, dig?

:18:44
Hey, Tang, to you, they're children.
To me, they're dollar signs.

:18:52
Cover your grill.
:18:53
Sa da tay!
:19:01
Aw, man!
:19:02
You funny, man.
You are a funny man.

:19:04
You's a wild boy.
:19:06
Pootie smacked the taste
out of Frank's mouth.

:19:09
Oh, man, that
was funny to us.

:19:11
But there was one man
who was not laughing at all.

:19:17
Pootie Tang goes out there
and makes everybody love him.

:19:21
He tells them
not to buy my products.

:19:25
He steals from me.
:19:28
And what do I do?
:19:29
I say take my money. Here.
Take it. Fine. Huh?

:19:34
And he says no.
:19:36
I guess you're wondering,
who is this bitch here?

:19:38
That's lreenie,
Dick Lecter's main squeeze...

:19:41
and the most dangerous
woman on the planet.

:19:44
Now, she don't look it,
but she can bring any man down.

:19:47
I know what makes
Pootie Tang...

:19:51
tick, tock, tick.

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