:31:02
How does a woman
get to you anyway?
:31:05
It's like a state secret.
:31:08
How to bed Pootie Tang.
:31:12
Get off him already.
He don't want none of your mess.
:31:20
I tell you what, Pootie.
:31:23
Someday you gonna meet
your match in a woman.
:31:26
Someday you gonna meet
the Darth Vader of T. and A.
:31:30
Some woman's gonna kick
your ass and love you to death...
:31:35
and then you gonna be
lying in the Dumpster...
:31:37
done banged to death
by the dark side of love.
:31:42
And on that day, Pootie...
:31:45
I'm gonna be there.
:31:48
And I'm gonna make
sweet love to you.
:31:54
Sexy girl!
:31:55
- Damn, man.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
:31:57
I thought she was
somebody else, man. I'm sorry.
:32:00
I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry.
:32:07
Damn. I didn't get
your name, did l?
:32:11
Damn. Do I know you?
:32:14
Do you want me
to pull your legs off?
:32:16
- Pardon me?
- You wanna make out?
:32:18
I might enjoy that.
I just might enjoy that.
:32:22
I might enjoy that. You know,
I just might enjoy that.
:32:32
Shut up!
:32:36
Okay, wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
:32:38
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait a minute!
:32:41
Look here. Call me a sissy,
but you need to stop, baby.
:32:44
You are tearing me apart.
You're killing me.
:32:46
- You want me to stop?
- Well, yes, I do.
:32:48
Okay, then,
you tell me something.
:32:52
- What do you wanna know?
- What's Pootie's secret?
:32:58
I can't tell you that.
:32:59
Now, I would never do
anything to hurt Pootie Tang.