Pootie Tang

1:02:01

Oh, but she is
a lovely lady though.

1:02:14

Pootie Tang and I are thrilled
to be opening this...

1:02:18

the first Pootie Tang
Bad Time Burger restaurant.

1:02:23

Right, Pootie?

1:02:25

Sa da tay.

1:02:26

Sa da tay. Got that?

1:02:30

Man, that ain't Pootie Tang.
That's Doodie Tang.

1:02:33

You know,
that ain't Pootie Tang neither.

1:02:35

I know it ain't Pootie Tang!

1:02:39

I just said it ain't Pootie Tang!

1:02:41

It's Doodie Tang!
Shut up!

1:02:44

Sepatown, tipi tais.

1:02:47

There you go.
Sepatown, tipi tais.

1:02:53

- Oh, Christ.
- Hey, that's Pootie Tang.

1:02:57

Wa-da-tah.

1:02:59

Don't pay attention to him.
That's nobody.

1:03:01

This is Pootie Tang here.

1:03:03

Yes. I'm Pootie.

1:03:06

Now, clap it up, my hammies.

1:03:09

Rinatine, my America.

1:03:13

Coola may, my ca--

1:03:22

You think you've solved the problem?
Well, guess again.

1:03:31

See, I got more Pooties
than you, Pootie.

1:03:44

You're not only late,
but you're outnumbered.

1:03:46

And by this time tomorrow, there'll
be so many Pooties out there...

1:03:49

you won't matter.

1:03:54

He ain't alone, Mr. Rich Man.
I'm here too.