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:33:00
Freeze everything, every flight.
Get me Central Operations.

:33:06
Attention all passengers.
:33:08
Due to a technical problem
with our radar tracking system...

:33:10
all flights are postponed
until further notice.

:33:13
We apologize for
any inconvenience.

:33:18
We gotta go.
:33:19
- Hurry up!
- The bags?

:33:20
Forget the bags! Let's go!
:33:22
Comin' through!
:33:26
- This is your license?
- Yes, it is.

:33:30
- Where was it issued?
- In Guam.

:33:36
Just head east,
and I'm in a hurry.

:33:39
Hello again. East it is.
:33:45
We have a midsized Caprice.
:33:48
- What color is it?
- We don't care about color.

:33:51
Just give us whatever car
is parked closest to the door.

:33:54
Ask about insurance.
:33:56
Would you be interested
in purchasing liability insurance?

:34:00
- How much is it?
- It doesn't matter. We'll take it.

:34:02
Just hurry.
:34:08
Hit enter. Now shift.
:34:12
Shift key. Right there. Yeah.
:34:18
Hey, watch it!
:34:19
Bus! White people!
:34:26
ldiot!
:34:28
Okay, I've got one.
:34:31
- What?
- A great comeback.

:34:35
I said, "Are there
a lot of female pilots?"

:34:37
And you said,
"There's at least one."

:34:40
I should have said,
"Two if you count Lindbergh."

:34:44
'Cause you said
he had a sex change.

:34:47
It's a work in progress.
:34:49
- I'm Nick Schaffer.
- Tracy Faucet.

:34:51
So I guess you can have
that drink now.

:34:53
I told you I'm flying. I'm leaving
for Roswell in five minutes.

:34:57
Didn't you hear?
Everybody's grounded.

:34:59
That's for fixed wing. I'm in a
chopper. We use a different system.


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