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Neil Diamond. Hot August night, 1972.
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That concert rocked and rolled.
I know because I was there.
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That's me.
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My water broke.
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Eversince then, I've had this
cosmic connection with Neil.
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But this story isn't about Neil.
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It's about me and my two pals,
Darren and J.D.
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Best friends since fifth grade.
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That's J.D. He's lactose intolerant.
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And he's not very bright.
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That's Darren Silverman.
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He's a romantic.
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But when it comes to women,
he's incredibly gullible.
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That's me, Wayne.
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I'm loyal to my friends.
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-I'd beat you up if you weren't a girl.
-Me too.
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After that, I started working out.
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We stayed best friends
throughout high school.
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I was the third-string quarterback.
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J.D. became the school mascot.
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Hey, what did you say
I didn't really motherfucking hear you.
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Yeah, yeah you
Yeah you, yeah you, yeah you
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And Darren joined
the cheerleading squad.
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Oh, that's Sandy.
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Yeah, Darren's always
had a thing for her.
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When you're up against a Warbird
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You're upside down!
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Oh, that's Coach Norton.
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He was a big influence in our lives.
He taught us many things.