:09:03
It's not her. It's all women.
:09:06
I'm really afraid that
there's nobody out there for me.
:09:10
The only girl I ever loved...
:09:12
...walked out of my life years ago.
:09:15
Sandy Perkus.
:09:16
-Rememberher?
-Smile.
:09:18
Her family was with the circus.
:09:20
Her dad was The Strong Man.
:09:22
Hermom was The Bearded Lady.
:09:24
Herbrother was The Dog-faced Boy.
:09:27
Before I mustered the courage
to ask her out, she moved away.
:09:33
You know, I truly believe...
:09:35
...that there is a one and only
someone for everyone.
:09:39
And Sandy...
:09:41
...Sandy Perkus...
:09:45
...was my one and only.
:09:47
Man, that is so romantic.
:09:50
Oh, my God!
Look at that juicy piece of ass.
:09:56
What do you think of her?
:09:59
-Who?
-Right there.
:10:00
In the red?
:10:03
-Yeah, she's gorgeous.
-Go talk to her.
:10:05
-No.
-Okay, I'll do it for you.
:10:07
What? Hey, wait.
:10:11
Hi. I'm Wayne.
:10:13
-No.
-No, you don't understand.
:10:15
I'm not hitting on you.
:10:17
Back off.
:10:18
I just want to tell you
about my buddy, Darren.
:10:21
He's smart, he's sensitive--
:10:23
-I don't care.
-He'd make a great husband.
:10:25
-I don't want to meet him.
-Great.
:10:31
Dude, she wants you.
She thinks you're really cute.
:10:34
-Really?
-Yeah, she's like:
:10:36
"Oh, I'm so excited to meet him,"
and everything.
:10:39
-Are you sure?
-Totally!
:10:40
Get down there and make your move.
:10:44
I don't know.
:10:45
Come on!
:10:46
-Carpe poon!
-Really?
:10:51
-Okay, I'll do it.
-All right!