:11:03
I'm Darren.
:11:05
Darren. My friend said
you wanted to meet me.
:11:10
He lied.
:11:12
That's a good one.
:11:15
No, seriously.
I don't want to meet you.
:11:25
My friend must have been mistaken.
:11:30
I'm really sorry to bother you.
:11:37
Let me guess.
:11:39
That jerk tried to get into your pants
with some tacky line.
:11:43
I'm not like that.
:11:44
I use magic.
:11:47
Beat it, baldy.
:11:48
Okay, good stuff.
Tough crowd. I like that.
:11:51
I have here two...
:11:53
...ordinary metal rings.
:11:56
You and me.
:12:01
I love you.
:12:03
Sorry, I forgot my beer.
:12:06
This is my boyfriend, Darren.
So hit the bricks, porky.
:12:09
Okay. Nice to meet you, Darren.
:12:12
Satan.
:12:17
I'm sorry about
hitting on you before--
:12:20
-You should be.
-I am. I am.
:12:22
I just, I wasn't thinking in....
:12:26
You're so beautiful, and I....
:12:31
I'm sorry.
:12:33
So make up for it. Buy me a drink.
:12:37
-Yeah. Okay.
-I'll have a Scotch.
:12:39
Give the lady a Scotch,
and I'll have another beer.
:12:42
-He'll have a gin and tonic.
-Make that a gin and tonic.
:12:49
Can you believe he hooked up
with the queen of all hotties?
:12:52
They're just having a drink together.
:12:55
It's not like they're
going steady or anything.