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1:13:01
-Hi.
-Wow.

1:13:03
Hey.
1:13:05
Shit.
1:13:09
Just wait one minute, okay?
1:13:15
-Dude--
-Dude, you got a boner?

1:13:18
No.
1:13:19
-Why didn't you answer the door?
-I'm eating.

1:13:21
-So?
-I don't answer when I'm eating.

1:13:23
-Since when?
-Since always.

1:13:24
-I never knew that.
-You didn't know a lot, like I'm gay.

1:13:28
-Anything else you want to tell me?
-I got three balls.

1:13:31
Shut up! God!
1:13:35
Dude.
1:13:38
Hi, coach.
1:13:39
What are you doing here?
1:13:41
Retrial. Got a judge
that's a sports fan.

1:13:44
-Congrats.
-What will you do now?

1:13:46
That's why I'm here. Need a place
to crash, figure out my next move.

1:13:50
I knew I could count on you.
1:13:52
-Well, we gotta talk about--
-You stay as long as you like.

1:13:55
Great! Where's the bathroom?
I gotta take a dump.

1:13:58
We don't use the toilet anymore since
we're cutting down on the water bill.

1:14:03
What do you do?
1:14:04
Well, we just use the lawn now.
1:14:07
Smart thinking.
1:14:09
Oh, God!
1:14:10
You pinch loaves on the lawn?
I play croquet out there.

1:14:14
Are you crazy? Coach can't stay here!
1:14:16
-We got a woman locked in the garage!
-Oh, yeah!

1:14:24
You boys got any T.P.?
1:14:26
No!
1:14:28
That's all right.
I'll find something.

1:14:36
Play it cool. We'll find
some way to get rid of him.

1:14:39
We tell him we got dates. He can't
be here because we're getting laid.

1:14:43
No, he'll never believe that.
1:14:45
We'll tell him we got ghosts.
1:14:47
So, boys, what's for supper?
1:14:50
-Listen, coach--
-We have ghosts.

1:14:53
We were thinking that maybe you
staying here's not such a great idea.

1:14:57
Nonsense. It'll give us a chance
to get to know one another again.


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