:11:00
subjects who are close to death
are statistically more likely...
:11:03
to have
the suggestibility required...
:11:04
for paranormal investigation,
which is why, of course...
:11:07
I gave them
special consideration.
:11:10
Oh, good thinking, Dwight.
:11:12
Traumatized coeds
are a sure thing.
:11:17
PROFESSOR: Ooh, I like her.
:11:18
Oh, yes, sir.
That is Cindy Campbell--
:11:19
classic abandoned
personality disorder.
:11:23
She seems guarded,
but willing.
:11:25
And this?
:11:27
That is Ray Wilkins, sir.
:11:29
I couldn't quite
figure him out...
:11:30
but he seemed very eager
and pleased to meet me.
:11:32
What's this?
:11:34
It's a picture that he sent
after the interview.
:11:39
Where did you find these kids?
:11:42
Sir, they're all survivors...
:11:43
of the Stevenston County
Massacre.
:11:45
Oh, fantastic!
:11:49
These kids are exactly
the catalyst we need...
:11:53
to awaken
the spirits of Hell House.
:11:56
Sir, exactly how are we going
to get them up there?
:12:00
We'll tell them...
:12:01
it's part of the class.
:12:03
We'll say--excuse me--
:12:06
that they're participating
in a study...
:12:07
of sleep disorders.
:12:09
We are going
to make history, Dwight--
:12:11
the first documented...
:12:14
unrefuted evidence
of life after death.
:12:18
PROFESSOR:
Welcome, everybody.
:12:19
I'm Professor Oldman.
:12:21
Each of you have been
carefully selected...
:12:24
to be in this class...
:12:25
for which you receive
an automatic grade of "A"...
:12:29
upon completion.
:12:31
Now, this year's study
is insomnia.
:12:34
[ Snoring ]
:12:36
We are going to spend
the weekend together...
:12:38
where we've established
a controlled environment...
:12:40
in which we'll study
your various sleep disorders.
:12:45
Now, I'll be passing out
directions--
:12:46
- I can do it.
- No.
:12:49
- No, Dwight.
- I can do it.
:12:50
I can...myself...do it.
:12:53
PROFESSOR: Now,
you should all be there...
:12:55
by 6 p.m. tonight
and plan to stay through Monday.