:28:00
That sounds kind of gay.
:28:03
I guess since you're a girl
it's all right.
:28:05
- Yeah. It'll be fine.
- All right.
:28:08
Hey, listen. Will you come
check something out with me?
:28:10
Sure. We can practice
our talking.
:28:12
Yeah. Exactly.
:28:13
I want to tell you
about this thing...
:28:15
that happened to me
when I was in high school.
:28:16
Really? What happened?
:28:17
This hot Spanish chick's
licking my nuts--
:28:20
Buddy!
:28:21
No, no.
This is the best part.
:28:22
Oh, my God. Look.
:28:24
BUDDY: Oh, dude!
Someone's on the rag!
:28:27
CINDY: Shh!
:28:28
They lead straight
to the bookcase.
:28:36
[ Bookcase opens ]
:28:42
God.
:28:44
Must be a secret study
or something.
:28:57
Wow.
:29:06
CINDY: Oh, my God.
:29:08
It says Hugh Kane
and his mistress...
:29:09
were murdered
in this house.
:29:11
Whoa. Check this out.
:29:16
CINDY:
This must be his wife.
:29:17
BUDDY: Oh, my God.
She looks just like you.
:29:20
You think?
:29:21
- She's really beautiful.
- Yeah.
:29:23
Well, actually,
her hair doesn't have...
:29:25
as many split ends as yours...
:29:27
and her skin isn't
as oily as yours, either.
:29:29
Also, sometimes your eyes
get kind of squinty...
:29:31
and you look like
you might have Down Syndrome.
:29:33
Other than that, though,
the resemblance is uncanny.
:29:35
Really?
:29:37
Also, her tits are perfect.
:29:39
They're not pointy
or funny-looking like yours...
:29:40
or spaced too far apart.
:29:41
OK! Enough!
:29:44
God.
:29:46
Oh, my God, look at this.
:29:50
"Caroline."
:29:52
CINDY:
Must have been hers.
:29:54
[ Crash ]
:29:55
[ Hiss ]
:29:57
Oh, my God.
:29:58
All right.
Let's get out of here.
:29:58
This place
gives me the creeps.