Scary Movie 2
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Who?
:38:05
[ Whispering ]
Your wife.

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Aah!
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Oh, my God.
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It happened right here.
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PROFESSOR: What?
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She came home.
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- She saw them!
- Saw who?

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I was in my room
reading her journal.

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Then I found this dress
in the closet.

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That's all I remember.
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What about you, Ray?
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Oh, I bought mine
on Friday.

:38:29
I just came down
to get a banana.

:38:31
Shit is hot, right?
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You're a nice little plant.
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You drink all this
little water up...

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so you can grow up to be
a nice strong charon plant.

:38:41
Yes. Yes.
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And then you'll be smoked
by all the rappers...

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and make them do
a whole lot of dumb shit...

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that fuck up their careers.
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Yes, you will.
:38:51
Night-night, baby.
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I'm gonna rob
that bitch tonight.

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ANNOUNCER:
Lockdown Records presents...

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A Hip-Hop Christmas.
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You'll get such classics...
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As "Santa Claus
Is Coming on Moms... "

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That's the shit, son!
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"I'm Dreaming
of a White Woman... "

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and who could forget
"Frosty the Dopeman"?

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And how about
"All I want for Christmas...

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Is the Charges Dropped... "
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"Deez Nuts Roasting
On an Open Fire... "

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"A Sleigh Ride In My '64... "
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"Ante Up, Bitch,
It's Christmas... "

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and many more!
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Yo, I'm gonna buy
that shit, son!

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ANNOUNCER: Just $19. 95...
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Aah!
:39:48
I'm sorry! I didn't mean
to smoke your relatives!

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Please! No!
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I didn't do it by myself!
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Whitney and Bobby helped me!
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Please! Help me!
:39:56
Aah! Shit, son!
:39:58
Wait! No! Please!

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