Scary Movie 2
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[ Woman roars ]
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PROFESSOR: No!
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Aah!
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- Is everybody here?
- Yeah.

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All right. Let's go.
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- Oh!
- Oh, shit, son!

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He's not gonna
let us out of here!

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He's gonna kill us!
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Oh, look.
A rocket scientist.

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All right. Quick.
Everybody to the laboratory.

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Move! Come on! Hurry up!
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You all are fucked!
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Lock the door.
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OK. We have to destroy it.
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RAY: That's great.
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How are we gonna destroy
what we can't see?

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I got it!
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We'll shave off
our pubic hairs...

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and wear the shampoo
for two weeks!

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DWIGHT:
No. Listen. Listen.

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We're gonna use these guns.
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They emit a bolt
of concentrated energy...

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which can damage
the ectoplasmic cells...

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and destroy the ghost.
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Now, there's no more ammunition.
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Conserve it. Use it wisely.
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- Shut up.
- Ow!

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Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
Conserve your ammunition.

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My bad.
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All right.
Now, the only way...

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we're gonna be able
to track these ghosts...

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is if we're all wearing
one of these.

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These are thermo goggles.
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They work on the principle
of body heat.

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They're so powerful,
they can detect...

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where any bodily fluids
have been...

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even if
they've been wiped clean.

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What?
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Ew.
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Are my glasses crooked?
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Now listen,
that ghost may be invisible...

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but we have the advantage
of being armed...

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with the most sophisticated
high-tech equipment...

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known to man.
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How do we stay in touch
with each other?

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Do we have
some walkie-talkies?

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No. We have these.
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Those is Dixie cups.
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Well, we kind
of ran short of funds...

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after the guns
and the goggles.

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All right.
Now let's split up.

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BRENDA:
Uh-uh! Uh-uh! Uh-uh!

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Now wait a minute!
Hold up!

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How come every time
some scary shit happens...

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that we need
to stick together...

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you white people always say,
"Let's split up"?


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