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[Jonathan] I'm telling you,
I keep running into her.
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I keep finding it.
It keeps happening.
She was at the golfrange.
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She's a big girl now with big hips.
All right?
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Then I gotta leave
'cause Sara's gonna cut my hair,
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And the guy in the taxi,
he's serenading me, "Sara."
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I'm telling you, the universe
keeps revealing her to me,
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- screwing with my head.
- You're getting married
in three days.
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- That's my point.
- It's entirely duplicitous.
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Think about it. Why would you risk
your relationship with Halley...
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- just to search
for some pipe dream?
- Just hear me out, man.
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I'm sure that
I love Halley, all right?
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And maybe every time
you fall in love with somebody,
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it's a completely
different experience.
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So it's a mistake to compare them.
I get it, but--
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All right.
:27:38
It's like Halley is
The Godfather, Partll.
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She's what?
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Godfather, Partll.
That was an incredible movie.
:27:46
Might be better than the original.
All right?
:27:48
But no matter how much you love
The Godfather, Partll,
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you still have
to see the original...
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to understand and appreciate
the sequel, don'tya?
:27:55
Come on. Is it too much to ask from
my oldest friend to help me out?
:27:57
- You've already got
the fairy-tale marriage.
- I'm the best man.
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You work in the biggest
newspaper in the world.
Help me find her.
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Let me tell you something.
Contrary to popular New York myth,
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the Times
is not omniscient.
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I need a last name.
I need a social security number.
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- If we find the book--
- It-It-It's a dead end.
You know that.
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- Unless we search every
book store in New York.
- You did that.
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- Years ago. Do you remember?
- Maybe I missed a store.
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- Maybe somebody bought it
and sold it back.
- You know what?
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I don't want any part of this.
All right?
:28:35
[Jonathan]
Maybe I am just getting cold feet.
:28:37
I'm telling you right now,
British women do not age well.
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You know, I mean, years ago,
yes, she was a luscious treat.
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You know, she probably looked like,
you know, Baby Spice.
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But now
she could look like--
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Old Spice.