1:15:02
- Stop!
- Stop?
1:15:06
Is it over?
1:15:08
- The wedding?
- Yeah.
1:15:10
Oh, yeah.
It's over, all right.
1:15:22
Butdon't worry.
1:15:24
You'll get
your present back.
1:15:27
- Excuse me?
- They always return thepresents.
1:15:32
You asked
if it was over.
1:15:35
The truth is,
it never even began.
1:15:38
- What?
- Yeah. He called the whole
thing off this morning.
1:15:46
He called it off?
1:15:57
That's terrible.
1:16:00
Were you a friend
of the bride?
1:16:05
Or the groom?
1:16:07
[Bell Tolling]
1:16:14
- What's up with this weather?
- What happened to spring?
1:16:18
- So, what kind of
pep talk do you want?
- What do you got?
1:16:23
Well, I've got the inspirational
"You can achieve anything
you dream about."
1:16:26
It's very popular,
but not appropriate for this.
1:16:29
Of course, there's the "Don't worry,
there's more fish in the sea" pap.
1:16:32
- No.
- Uh, we can always
fall back on the classic...
1:16:36
"When God shuts a door,
he opens a window."
1:16:41
How about telling me
I did the right thing?
1:16:43
I don't have to tell you.
1:16:47
I wrote it.
1:16:49
- What's this?
- It's your obituary.
1:16:51
- Nice.
- Turns out I had writer's block...
1:16:54
penning your best man speech,
and that's what ended up coming out.
1:16:57
Blame it on the day job.