1:44:03
His cigarette is burning
but he never seems to ash
1:44:07
He is grooming his poodle,
he is living comfort eagle
1:44:11
You can meet at his location
but you better come with cash
1:44:14
Now his hat is on backwards,
he can show you his tattoos
1:44:18
He is in the music business,
he is calling you "Dude!"
1:44:22
Now today is tomorrow,
and tomorrow today
1:44:26
And yesterday is weaving
in and out, out, out
1:44:29
And the fluffy white lines
that the airplane leaves behind
1:44:33
Are drifting right in front
of the waning of the moon
1:44:37
He is handling the money,
he's serving the food
1:44:41
He knows about your party,
he is calling you "Dude!"
1:44:45
Now do you believe in the one big sign?
1:44:49
The doublewide shine
on the boot heels of your prime
1:44:52
Doesn't matter if you're skinny,
doesn't matter if you're fat
1:44:56
You can dress up like a sultan
in your onion-head hat
1:45:00
We are building a religion,
we are making a brand
1:45:04
We're the only ones to turn to
when your castles turn to sand
1:45:07
Take a bite of this apple,
Mr Corporate Events
1:45:11
Take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
1:45:15
Some people drink Pepsi,
some people drink Coke
1:45:19
The wacky morning DJ
says democracy's a joke
1:45:23
He says "Now do you believe
in the one big song?"
1:45:27
He's now accepting callers
who would like to sing along
1:45:30
He says "Do you believe
in the one true edge
1:45:34
By fastening your safety belts
and stepping towards the ledge?"
1:45:38
He is handling the money,
he is serving the food
1:45:42
He is now accepting callers,
he is calling me "Dude!"
1:45:46
Do you believe in the one big sign?
1:45:50
The doublewide shine
on the boot heels of your prime
1:45:53
There's no need to ask directions
if you ever lose your mind
1:45:57
We're behind you, we're behind you,
and let us please remind you