:16:02
so I thought I'd stop by after work
and see if I could chat her up.
:16:08
Hey, how you doin'?
How's it goin'?
:16:10
Good. Do I know you?
:16:12
You don't remember? I was
in the coffee shop earlier today.
:16:14
- That's right.
- Remember?
:16:16
There was a moment there where you
were looking at me and smiling.
:16:19
And I said, "Oh, boy!"
:16:22
I thought I'd come by,
introduce myself.
:16:24
- How you doin'?
- Hello. Ashley.
:16:26
It seemed obvious to me that there
was something special between us.
:16:30
Really? When was that?
While I was pouring you your coffee?
:16:34
Right. There was then,
and there was one--
:16:36
You were behind the counter,
and you smiled at me again.
:16:40
If you're so into me, why did you
only leave me a 50-cent tip?
:16:43
It doesn't make any sense.
:16:45
I gotta tell you--
Let's be serious.
:16:47
As much as I felt a connection,
I only had a couple cups of coffee.
:16:49
I've gotta be honest with you.
:16:51
You're really not doing a great job
at selling yourself.
:16:54
Really.
:16:55
Maybe it's hard to imagine,
but I'm a very nice guy.
:16:58
I play guitar in a band.
:17:00
So that explains the uniform, then?
:17:03
This is for work.
I'm a doorman.
:17:05
So where are you from?
You're not from New York, right?
:17:07
- No, I'm from Iowa.
- Iowa? Okay.
:17:10
I was in Atlanta once.
:17:12
Yeah?
:17:14
Iowa's not in the South.
You know that, right?
:17:17
- I didn't know that.
- Now you know.
:17:19
Listen.
:17:21
I want to ask you out
on a date.
:17:23
I want to go out on a date with you.
What do you say? Me and you.
:17:26
I'm a nice guy.
:17:28
'Cause if you say no,
I'm gonna be there every day...
:17:31
at that coffee shop
having breakfast...
:17:33
until you say yes to me.
:17:35
- I'm flattered. I am.
- You are? I'm glad.
:17:37
I'm flattered, but I'm seeing
somebody right now, so I can't.
:17:41
Okay. That's a shame.
:17:43
- Thank you, though.
- You're very beautiful.
:17:45
- That's very sweet. Thank you.
- All right.
:17:48
- I've gotta go. Bye.
- Take it easy.
:17:52
You're very beautiful.
:17:54
- Thank you.
- Okay.
:17:56
I feel like a fuckin' asshole.
:17:58
All right.
That's proof in itself.