:36:03
What'd you say you did for a living?
You're a schoolteacher?
:36:06
Yeah, I teach the sixth grade.
:36:08
You see, that's weird.
:36:10
When you're a kid,
you can't imagine...
:36:13
that your sixth-grade teacher
is going out on dates...
:36:15
gettin' drunk,
taking guys home.
:36:18
I just cannot imagine
my sixth-grade teacher...
:36:21
lettin' some guy
go down on her at all.
:36:24
- Why?
- Why?
:36:26
Yeah.
:36:27
I don't know.
Maybe because she was a nun.
:36:31
All right.
:36:32
I couldn't go through with it
tonight because--
:36:37
You know, it's just been
since my husband...
:36:39
and it was just
a little weird, so--
:36:42
But that's all.
I just wanted to--
:36:44
I mean, that's cool.
:36:47
It's not like I was looking
for a one-night stand or anything.
:36:49
We can just take it slow.
:36:51
I mean, I want to see you again.
:36:54
You wanna see me?
:36:57
Yeah.
:36:58
Good.
:37:00
You better, because that was
a very expensive restaurant.
:37:05
Expensive meal.
:37:08
Yeah, very expensive dessert,
you know?
:37:13
But tasty.
:37:15
That's right.
:37:16
So he went down on you
on the first date?
:37:19
Yeah, I know.
What do you think about that?
:37:21
- Usually that's not a good sign.
- That's what I was thinking.
:37:24
But he kind of just went for it
before I knew what was happening.
:37:27
I felt kind of slutty, though.
:37:29
Why?
:37:31
It's not like you had sex
with the guy, right?
:37:34
He went down on me.
How was that not sex?
:37:37
How is that not sex?
You sound like Bill Clinton.
:37:39
It's just not sex.
It's not.
:37:43
I'll tell you what I found weird.
:37:45
Do guys usually put cologne
on their balls?
:37:48
Did he have it on his balls,
or did he have it on his underwear?
:37:50
His balls.
:37:52
That's a little weird.
Yuck.
:37:54
You wrote a song
for that hot chick at the diner?
:37:56
- Hot song for a hot chick.
- She said she'd go out with you?
:37:59
Not really, but I think she liked me
'cause she didn't seem to hate me.