:54:01
Oh, come on.
It wasn't that bad.
:54:03
No, it was disgusting.
:54:06
How many sexual partners
have you had in your life?
:54:09
Not entirely enough.
:54:12
But I'm working on it. Right now,
that's what I'm working on.
:54:15
I think it's seven.
:54:17
Eight. Is that bad?
:54:19
I'm 1 9.
That sounds really bad.
:54:22
What, are you kidding me?
I'm a 39-year-old man.
:54:26
How could I possibly remember?
I don't know.
:54:28
A hundred? Two hundred and fifty?
I don't know.
:54:32
That's the great thing
about New York.
:54:34
You walk down the street
and you encounter...
:54:36
like a thousand potential
sexual partners every day.
:54:40
A walk to the deli
can be very erotic.
:54:42
I know it sounds pathetic,
but I've had three.
:54:45
I got married early.
I was 22 years old.
:54:49
But, you know,
one of them is my husband.
:54:53
Not too many. I don't know.
Like nine or ten.
:54:56
I was always one of those guys
that's been in a series...
:54:59
of long-term relationships.
:55:01
I never really had the opportunity
to put up the big numbers.
:55:05
Seventeen, but, you know,
there was no one-night stands.
:55:08
I just dated a lot, so--
:55:14
Oh, Jesus.
:55:17
That's the greeting I get now?
:55:18
If I find you outside my door, yes.
What are you doing here?
:55:21
- It's not like I'm stalking you.
- Yes, it is.
:55:24
I can't find my keys.
I gave you a spare set.
:55:27
I thought,
for emergencies like this--
:55:29
Okay, hold on.
I'll get them for you.
:55:31
- I should have seen that coming.
- Gonna introduce me to your friend?
:55:35
Tommy, this is
my ex-husband Benjamin.
:55:37
- Ben, this is Tommy.
- How you doin', man?
:55:40
I'm doing good.
:55:42
- That's a nice jacket.
- Thanks.
:55:44
Can I talk to you
for a second in private?
:55:46
Maria, this is very important.
We have some talking to do.
:55:50
You think I'm someone who needs
to explain myself to you.
:55:52
Pal, would you give us
a second here in private?
:55:56
- She'll be right back.
- Benjamin, no.
:55:58
If you want to talk to me,
do it out here.