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Playing soccer?
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-I've no job for six months. How can you ask me to play soccer?
-If you can use your Empty Hand...
:34:07
-What's Empty Hand?
- That was a long time ago.
:34:11
You know, I even forgot when our Master died.
-Please listen to me!
:34:14
We're going to sign up the National Soccer Tournament.
The prize is one million dollars.
:34:19
Really? So I say you're the smartest one.
:34:22
You see! You're dressed up.
:34:25
Many years ago, our Master ordered us
to develop Shaolin kung fu.
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Now, you guys get this great idea of
using Shaolin Kung Fu to play soccer
:34:31
You see!
:34:33
This's the group picture
of our Master and Brothers.
:34:34
I always keep it under my pillow.
:34:36
You should know what I mean.
-Great!
:34:37
Let's sit down to talk about what you mean.
:34:41
I'll call you if I've time.
Remember, please save a place for me.
:34:47
No time to talk now. Some clients waiting for me.
I should keep my eyes on the stock market.
:34:50
My trades are for hundreds of thousands each.
Hello? What's the price now?
:34:53
Today, my driver's off.
:34:55
I just lent my car to my friend,
:34:57
and I left my wallet in my office.
:35:00
I'm sorry! No time for lunch with you guys.
I'm too busy.
:35:02
Get away from me!
:35:05
Third Big Brother, think about it!
If you can use Iron Shirt to be the back...
:35:09
What's lron Shirt?
:35:12
You see! There are planes in the sky.
:35:15
There are computers on the street.
:35:17
It's the 21st century.
Stop living in a dreamworld!
:35:19
But I think it's a good idea
to combine kung fu with soccer.
:35:22
It's true! And there's a large prize.
:35:24
For Christ sake! You think I'm...
:35:26
My trades are hundreds of thousand dollars each.
:35:27
There's no way I'll give up trading to play soccer.
:35:29
I'm sorry. You know, I'm so direct...
:35:32
It's impossible to give up my trading
and sign up to play soccer with you guys.
:35:35
Forgive me. I'm an honest guy.
:35:37
Finally, it's also impossible for me
to win a fucking soccer game.
:35:40
Truly, the probability of winning is 0%.
:35:42
Probabil...
:35:43
Probability!
:35:46
Okay...
:35:49
It will be heads,
or it will be tails.
:35:51
It'll never stand on end.
:35:53
So the probability is 0%.
:35:56
Let me try.
-Get away!