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- [ Microphone Feedback ]
- [ Woman ] Ouch. Shit.
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- [ Man ] Turn that down, Bitsy.
- [ Bitsy ] Sorry.
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[ Woman ] Wardell, do you think
God killed Peggy as a punishment...
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for having that affair with G. W.?
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- You know I don't believe
in that shit, Juanita.
- [ Bitsy ] Testing.
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- Can y'all hear me?
- [ Wardell ] We sure can, Bitsy.
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[Juanita ]
Bitsy, have you ever had an affair...
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with anybody with missing limbs
or anything?
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Not that I can remember, Juanita.
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I once had an affair
with a man with only one testicle.
:00:47
[ singing: And who's a sinner ]
:00:49
You're my 27th therapist
in the last three years.
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[ singing: Lord, it's tough enough
to trudge from brunch to dinner ]
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I'm from the South.
Uh, Texas, actually.
:01:00
[ singing: We seek the light of truth ]
:01:03
[ singing: Between our white lies ]
:01:05
I was raised rigid Southern Baptist,
I'm an actor, and I'm gay.
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[ singing: We sleep away our youth
under tattletale skies ]
:01:20
[ singing: Who's a sinner and who's a saint ]
:01:23
[ singing: Who's to say who you can love ]
:01:25
[ singing: And who you can't ]
:01:28
[ singing: Now it's easy for the pot
to call the kettle black ]
:01:33
[ singing: They're just jealous of the hot
and lusty, sordid lives they led ]
:01:39
[ singing: Ain't it a bitch
sorting out our sordid lives ]
:01:44
[ singing: It's a bitch
when you come to realize ]
:01:49
[ singing: Crack yourself a box
of CrackerJacks ]
:01:52
[ singing: You can get a really shitty prize ]
:01:55
[ singing: It's a bitch
sorting out our sordid lives ]