:06:00
You have too much time
on your hands, Odell.
:06:03
- Ain't that somethin'?
- You know what I can't
get off of my mind?
:06:06
- Oh, here we go again.
- I can't get that...
:06:08
- pig-bloating incident off my mind.
- What?
:06:11
Please, G. W., if I have to hear
that goddamn pig story again...
:06:14
- I think I'll just shit.
- All happened at the Tyler County Fair.
:06:17
I guess now's a good a time as any.
:06:20
Was that steak tender,
the one you ate that night Peggy died?
:06:24
Thank you, hon!
I'll see you at the funeral!
:06:28
Well, I'll tell you one thing...
:06:30
I sure as hell wouldn't have
quit smoking if I had known
my sister was going to die.
:06:35
Three days now.
I am about to die myself.
:06:39
H-H-Hold on.
:06:41
Ouch. Oh, Lord.
:06:44
Huh? Oh, nothing.
:06:46
Well, if you must know,
it's a little quit-smoking therapy...
:06:50
that Roger over at the Beehive
shared with me while he was
back-combing my hair.
:06:55
He paid $2,000 at this clinic
over in Snyder...
:07:00
and they give him a rubber band--
:07:03
told him to pop his arm with it
every time he wanted a cigarette.
:07:08
It's called, uh...
:07:10
behavior modifi-something another.
:07:13
Roger can tell ya the exact wordage.
:07:16
Anyway, it ain't workin'.
:07:18
See, I go down to Tyler every year
for the county fair. Broom.
:07:22
Oh, I just love all them animals
and them displays of macramé...
:07:26
and the cooking competition and all.
:07:28
Besides, it gives me a chance
to see me and Wardell's sister.
:07:31
I once made a rooster out of beans
and lentils when I was a girl...
:07:35
in vacation Bible school.
:07:37
- It's almost lifelike.
- Uh-huh.
:07:39
- How is old Mozelle?
- Oh, she's fine.
:07:41
Me and Mozelle, we had us
some good times once upon a time.
:07:44
You know, her and Darrel
have had a bunch of marital problems.
:07:47
He beat her up a few times.
Tepee.
:07:50
Mama hung old Cockadoodle
in the kitchen.
:07:53
That's what I called him.
""Cockadoodle.''
:07:55
- That's amazing.
- But, uh, boll weevils
started eating them beans.