1:13:00
Did you see Tiny's big ol' red face
when I said...
1:13:03
""This is for short-changing me,
asshole.''
1:13:05
[ Laughs ] Acted like
he was gonna have a heart attack.
1:13:07
Oh, fuck yeah.
[ Laughing ]
1:13:09
Need a drink.
1:13:12
Hey, hon. What you in for?
1:13:16
I caught my husband cheatin' on me
with my sister Jeanetta.
1:13:20
So when he went to sleep...
1:13:22
I got him hard...
1:13:24
and super-glued his dick
to his stomach.
1:13:27
- He pressed charges.
- Mm-mm-mmm.
1:13:30
- [ Maniacal Laughter]
- You, what are you gonna do
if your ears...
1:13:33
your eyes fail you?
1:13:35
You're not gonna see
or hear the signs of Satan.
1:13:37
It feels good.
1:13:40
I have a fish in my ear!
I can't-- Help me! Please!
1:13:44
[ Noisy Commotion ]
1:13:46
- [ Blows ]
- When you're staring face-to-face
with Satan herself.
1:13:50
- The Lord Jesus Christ,
my personal savior--
- We gonna have a show now!
1:13:53
Settle down, y'all!
1:13:55
You gonna let that boy into your heart.
That's what you're gonna do.
1:14:04
[ Noisy Commotion ]
1:14:07
[ Blows, Smacks Lips ]
Ladies and gentlemen...
1:14:11
please make welcome
the first lady of country music...
1:14:15
Miss Tammy Wynette!
1:14:17
[ Commotion Continues ]
1:14:19
Thank you. Thank y'all.
1:14:22
Thank you. It is so nice to be back here
at the Opry tonight.
1:14:27
- [ Commotion Fades Out ]
- This one...
1:14:30
is for George Jones.
1:14:32
[ singing: [ Country ]
1:14:35
- [ Sobbing ]
- [ Man Barking ]
1:14:38
[ Lip-Synching ]
[ singing: I'll need time
1:14:44
[ singing: To get you off my mind
1:14:48
[ singing: And I may sometimes bother you
1:14:52
[ singing: Try to be in touch with you
1:14:55
[ singing: Even ask too much of you
1:14:58
[ singing: From time to time