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[ singing: That's the start of all this trouble
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[ singing: In our sordid lives
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- ] Ain't it a bitch
- ] Bitch
1:46:07
[ singing: Sortin'out our sordid lives
1:46:10
- ] It's a bitch
- ] Bitch
1:46:12
[ singing: When you come to realize
1:46:15
[ singing: Crack yourself
a box of CrackerJack
1:46:17
[ singing: You could get a really shitty prize
1:46:20
[ singing: It's a bitch
1:46:22
[ singing: Sortin'out our sorry, little
1:46:26
[ singing: Sordid lives
1:46:30
[ Song Ends ]
1:46:39
[ singing: [ Country ]
1:46:42
[ Tammy Wynette ] I've never
seen the inside of a barroom
1:46:47
[ singing: Or listened to a jukebox
all night long
1:46:52
[ singing: But I see these are the things
1:46:54
[ singing: That bring you pleasure
1:46:56
[ singing: So I'm gonna make some changes
in our home
1:47:02
[ singing: I've heard it said
1:47:04
[ singing: "If you can't beat 'em join 'em'"
1:47:07
[ singing: So if that's the way
you've wanted me to be
1:47:12
[ singing: I'll change if it takes that
to make you happy
1:47:17
[ singing: From now on you're gonna
see a different me
1:47:21
- Oh! Here we go!
- ] Because
1:47:23
[ singing: Your good girl's gonna go bad
1:47:27
[ singing: I'm gonna be the swingingest swinger
1:47:30
[ singing: You've ever had
1:47:32
[ singing: If you like 'em painted up
powdered up
1:47:36
[ singing: Then you oughta be glad
'cause your
1:47:39
[ singing: Good girl's gonna go bad
1:47:42
Oh, you better believe it!
1:47:46
[ singing: I'll even learn to like
the taste of whiskey
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- ] In fact, you'll hardly
recognize your wife
- Yeah!
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[ singing: I'll buy some brand new clothes
1:47:59
[ singing: And dress up fancy