1:18:04
You are so stubborn.
You're just like Mom: bullheaded.
1:18:08
You place your fastball,
throw your curves for strikes.
1:18:10
You're dangerous, Ryan.
1:18:12
You are. You're as good
as any of those guys out there.
1:18:15
Come on.
1:18:19
Believe in yourself.
1:18:27
Mom was pretty stubborn.
1:18:29
Yeah.
1:18:32
She made me drive her to that game
you pitched against UMass.
1:18:36
She was sick as a dog.
1:18:40
Yeah, she never missed a game back then.
1:18:46
She hasn't missed one since.
1:18:52
Come on, I'll buy you a beer.
1:18:58
She's so fat, if she wore high heels,
she'd strike oil.
1:19:04
What did the one fat chick
say to the other fat chick?
1:19:07
-What?
-Who cares? They're fat.
1:19:12
Fat chicks are cool.
1:19:14
They're like mopeds, fun to ride,
just don't let your friends see you do it.
1:19:18
I'm kidding, I'm just kidding.
1:19:19
That's it. Hey, you know what?
I've got something to say.
1:19:23
Listen up.
1:19:26
Excuse me.
1:19:27
Can I have everybody's attention?
1:19:29
There's something
I need to say to everybody.
1:19:33
My name is Miles Dalrymple...
1:19:36
...and I'm tired of living a lie.
1:19:40
I need it to be known...
1:19:42
...that I like a big girl.
1:19:45
Yes.
1:19:46
In fact, a large, zaftig...
1:19:49
...voluptuous, full-figured, big-boned...
1:19:53
...massive-assive honey.
1:19:55
That is what really gets me going!
I like fat women and they like me!