:44:34
Get off me!
:44:45
So when was the last time you
spent a whole day outside?
:44:51
When my parents dragged me to Alcatraz
for the day at the age of 9.
:44:55
Wow.
:44:57
-Now you tell me something.
-Anything.
:44:59
What was so enlightening
about what we did today?
:45:02
Why is letting some dogs go wild
a better way to live than my way?
:45:07
Granted, it was mildly amusing,
but my third eye didn't open.
:45:11
Well, these things take time.
:45:14
And you don't have time.
:45:16
No, seriously.
It's a question of values.
:45:19
Why is doing something fundamentally
trivial better...
:45:22
...than living a responsible life?
:45:24
Boring as that might seem to you.
:45:27
And who made you the expert,
the doctor, the guru?
:45:31
Why do you have all the answers?
:45:33
Well, I used to own this company
called Sublime Pets.
:45:38
No, I really did.
:45:41
And then I quit.
It wasn't fun anymore, you know.
:45:44
Before or after you toured
as a standup comedian?
:45:47
I never did that.
:45:52
Well, this....
:45:54
This would be really good for you.
:45:57
Sharpen your instincts.