:23:01
I want to search the up--
I want to go up-- Can I go upstairs?
:23:04
If you must,
but would you make it fast?
:23:06
We've had enough excitement
for one day.
:23:08
Mrs. Kensington, you know
Alfie and I would never--
:23:12
Lotte, of course not.
:23:25
What are you doin'
in my mother's closet?
:23:29
Well, hello.
:23:32
You're one of those grubby little
private detectives, arent you?
:23:37
A private eye, they're called,
a shamus, a gumshoe.
:23:42
Oh, I'm-- I'm a grubby little
insurance investigator.
:23:45
The private eyes are romantic.
I- I-I'm just grubby.
:23:49
So what? You always get your kicks
fondling women's shoes?
:23:52
Once in a while I'll fondle
the whole woman, you know--
:23:54
Hmph. You have a fresh mouth.
I'm not sure I like you.
:23:58
Well, I tend to grow on people.
We could meet later, and I could
grow on you, if you like.
:24:03
You don't seem tough enough
to go after criminals.
:24:06
Really? Maybe if I slapped you around
a little bit, you'd change your mind.
:24:09
- I could slap you back.
- It's starting to sound like fun.
Should we put some music on?
:24:14
- Why are you snooping around?
- You're Laura Kensington, right?
:24:18
Yeah, that's right, and I have a
strawberry mark on my thigh to prove it.
:24:23
- Would you like to see it?
- Maybe later when
I can take the full tour.
:24:27
Huh. My fiancé
might not appreciate that.
:24:31
- Yes? Which one?
- Oh, so you follow my life.
:24:35
Well, I read the tabloids,
if that's what you mean.
:24:38
So you've seen photos of me
diving into public fountains.
:24:41
And getting arrested for speeding
and throwing champagne at El Morocco.
:24:45
And while I'm out living the
fast life, you're hard at work
snooping in people's closets.
:24:50
Can I help it if they
pay me by the clue?
:24:53
- Did the burglar leave any?
- He didn't leave any
because he's still among us.
:24:58
- Says who?
- Says the little man
that lives inside me.