:02:02
Advertising possibilities are intriguing:
:02:06
Come visit the Evil Emperor's
:02:08
Chamber of Death.
:02:10
All Mr. Harding cares about is money.
:02:13
So don't take anything
he says personally.
:02:15
God knows, he never does.
:02:17
The warriors, they seem
practically alive.
:02:20
Yes
:02:23
sometimes I'm afraid to turn my back
on them...pretty silly, isn't it?
:02:27
Psst. That's him.
:02:29
It's too late. This world is doomed.
:02:37
Kwan Ying!
:02:41
Goddess, is there still time for
:02:44
the Scholar to fulfill his destiny?
:02:46
Yes. I must find a way to gain his trust.
:02:50
He is our only hope.
:02:53
And who is that?
:02:55
A famous Chinese god...
the Monkey King
:02:57
Why is he trapped underneath
that rock?
:03:00
It's a long story
:03:01
and in "Journey to the West"
:03:02
which is the book that tells
of Monkey's adventures...
:03:05
...he joins forces with Pigsy...
:03:07
...who basically eats his way
through the whole adventure...
:03:10
and Friar Sand, who is sincere,
but not a lot of laughs.
:03:14
And these three defeat scores
of monsters
:03:16
to bring Buddha's sacred scrolls
back to China.
:03:21
Sorry. Hello?
:03:25
Who? Tonight?
:03:29
Okay, tell them I'll meet them
at 7:30 at Cho Sen.
:03:39
Well, in the modern world we all have
to make a killing don't we?
:03:43
So I'd become the cowboy capitalist
:03:45
in the wild, wild East...
:03:47
the Westerner with connections
:03:48
who could make deals happen...
:03:50
Back in college, my greatest joy
:03:52
was studying Chinese literature.
:03:54
And imagining I would lead expeditions
:03:56
to discover ancient manuscripts.
:03:59
But that was long ago...