:08:02
And you are the only person
who can save it.
:08:08
I'm the only...what?
:08:14
We better take a little walk.
:08:19
Life in your world is so wonderful!
:08:23
My world? Isn't this it your country?
:08:25
Yes, but it is your world.
:08:30
Look, they're performing
"Journey to the West".
:08:32
Do you know this story?
:08:33
I just can't seem to get away from
that story today.
:08:35
You know, the original manuscript
has been lost for centuries.
:08:40
I'm actually pretty familiar with that...
:08:43
In college, I had this theory that
"Journey to the West" is hidden...
:08:46
in one of the unopened tombs
around here.
:08:48
I even thought that I'd figured out a way
:08:49
to get past the booby traps.
:08:51
Really. You were a China scholar.
:08:55
Yeah, well, until one day I woke up
and realized that
:08:58
teaching was going to earn me
a total of $25,000 a year...
:09:01
so I sold out.
:09:11
Listen, I've got to tell you,
I've never had this much fun
:09:13
with a government official before.
:09:14
Oooh...I'll bet you say that
:09:16
to all the bureaucrats.
:09:21
In fact, I've never had this much fun
with anyone.
:09:29
It has been a very long time since
anyone's taken care of me...
:09:34
the way you have tonight.
:09:37
How long? Thousands of years?
:09:41
Yes. Thousands of years.
:09:55
What the...what's going on?
:09:58
Dear Buddha...it's already
starting to happen!