:09:06
Once again, you have disappointed me.
:09:09
Shih Fu, you have shown me
:09:12
what it means to be a real teacher.
:09:14
Patriarch Subodhi, may
we have your blessing?
:09:17
Who cares about blessings?
Foolish human
:09:21
what you need is a weapon.
:09:27
Slipped your mind, didn't it?
Some warrior you are.
:09:30
Shih Fu. Would you choose
the weapon for the Scholar?
:09:35
Very well. Here.
:09:40
This is a mighty tool of war,
perfectly suited to your talents.
:09:47
It's a brush.
:09:48
A scholar's writing brush!
:09:49
What am I supposed to do?
:09:50
Tickle their noses and hope
they sneeze to death?
:09:51
Grow!
:09:53
Here is the warrior whose coming
Buddha foretold:
:09:57
the Scholar From Above.
:10:00
Let's fly!
:10:11
You do not yet know the forces
arrayed against you...
:10:15
from beneath the oceans...
:10:18
to the Jade Emperor's palace
in the clouds.
:10:52
Cover your legs!
:10:53
The virtuous woman
conceals her charms
:10:56
for none but her husband's delight.
:10:57
Who wrote those words?
:10:59
You did, Lord Confucius.