The Man Who Sued God
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:12:05
My ex-wife's partner guaranteed
the loan and my only asset

:12:09
with his bloody caravan-park,
which is his only asset.

:12:12
I didn't come here to take no for an answer.
:12:14
No. Sorry.
:12:17
This may seem an obvious question, but if I
was to rise from this chair and I should slip somehow

:12:22
and this crutch was to disappear down your neck
and shove your epiglottis out your arsehole...

:12:27
Would that be an ‘Act of God'?
:12:29
Grey area.
:12:34
I'm not leaving.
:12:38
That's the worst fucking painting
I've ever seen in my life.

:12:43
Very good.
:12:47
What are you doing?! I can walk,
for god's sake! Get my bag.

:12:51
I have a life, you know.
:12:53
You're a low-brow, bad taste,
sanctimonious, corporate arsehole!

:12:59
I'm not finished with you.
I'll give you acts of God.

:13:03
I'll give you locusts. Boils. I'll give you whirlwinds.
I'll give you the fucking works!

:13:09
I'll get fucking mad!
:13:12
You can jump out of your fucking windows!
:13:20
Fucking great!
:13:23
Excuse me, Mr. Myers,
we've got a little back room today.

:13:49
- Sorry I'm late.
- I started without you.

:13:53
- Should you be taking those with that?
- No problem as long as you don't work heavy machinery.

:13:58
Waiter.

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