:15:11
- Just piss off.
- Alright. I'm going.
:15:14
I haven't even eaten anything.
I'm bloody starving.
:15:19
'Scuse me, I'm sorry.
:15:24
One night,
1,3 million years ago...
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a seed of humanity was planted when a family
of chimpanzees decided to sit around the fire.
:15:33
They started cooking on it, having
friends over, talking into the night,
:15:37
they learned reason and manners.
:15:39
Restaurants are directly descended
from that first gathering.
:15:44
But the animal that entered my
favourite eating place yesterday
:15:47
would not have been tolerated
even by those old chimps.
:15:51
Drunk, stinking and abusive he proceeded to
disturb not only mine... oh my god, this gets worse.
:15:58
It looks like you've made a friend there.
And I'm not going to help.
:16:02
Couldn't say it very clear, huh?
:16:05
This is just another one of
your little stunts, isn't it?
:16:07
You dig a hole, everybody else falls in,
and you walk away feeling superior.
:16:11
Not me, pal. Not this time.
:16:17
- Good morning, The National.
- Anna Redmond, please.
:16:21
She writes a column at your paper, remember?
:16:24
Hi, this is Anna Redmond.
I can't come to the phone right now.
:16:28
Do you know that experiments
on rats have shown that
:16:31
they recognize the truth far more
quicker than journalists?
:16:34
And with a wee bit of training a squid will
demonstrate a deeper grasp of moral principles.
:16:40
You were only doing your job, and you didn't
know you were going to turn out to be a petty assassin.
:16:46
You really wanted to be a nurse in Africa,
but you failed the medical.
:16:51
I'm sure you're not there. You're probably
away giving the kiss of life to some fucking panda.
:16:57
The fact is, modern journalism sucks.