:22:01
A beautiful,
:22:04
exciting,
:22:06
romantic...
:22:09
oasis.
:22:11
Mmm.
:22:13
The kind with
the white, sandy beach
and the palm trees...
:22:17
and the cool,
clear, blue water and--
:22:20
We could have
some of those big drinks
with the little umbrellas.
:22:24
Sounds good.
Sounds too good.
:22:26
What's the catch ?
:22:28
Supposedly
it's the resting place
of Anubis's army.
:22:30
See ?
I knew there's a catch.
There's always a catch.
:22:33
And let me guess.
It was commanded by
that Scorpion King guy ?
:22:37
Yes, but he only awakens
once every 5,000 years.
Right.
:22:40
And if someone doesn't kill him,
he's gonna wipe out the world.
How did you know ?
:22:44
I didn't. But that's
always the story.
:22:47
The last known expedition
to actually reach Ahm Shere
was sent by Ramses the Fourth...
:22:51
over
3,000 years ago.
:22:53
He sent over a thousand men.
And none of them
was ever seen again.
:22:56
How did you know ?
I didn't.
But that's always the story.
:22:59
Did I mention there was
a pyramid of gold ?
Twice.
:23:01
Alexander the Great
sent troops in search of it.
Hooray for him.
:23:04
So did Caesar.
Yeah, look what happened
to his career.
:23:07
And Napoleon.
But we're smarter than him.
And taller too.
:23:10
- Exactly. That's why
we're gonna find it.
- Because we're taller ?
:23:14
Mmm.
That's why I love you.
:23:17
Nice try.
:23:39
[Alex]
Mom !
:23:41
What do I do
with this chest ?
:23:43
This sucker
weighs a goddang ton.
:23:45
Alex,
watch your language !
:23:47
Rather weighty, this.
:23:51
[ Grunts ]
:23:53
- [ Click]
- Huh ?
:23:57
[Voices Murmuring]
:23:59
Evy, that first weird dream
of yours was exactly
six weeks ago, right ?