:37:01
- It's not what you think.
- Oh!
:37:03
It's wood.
:37:06
Hmm!
:37:11
Please. Please. Could you please do
something about that man over there?
:37:17
Emma! Emma, help!
:37:34
Come out, please, sir.
I know you're in there.
:37:37
(Simon) I will be out in a minute.
:37:39
Man in ladies' toilet. Assistance
required. Suspected flasher.
:37:43
(Woman) 'Roger, Maggie.'
(Simon) I am not a flasher.
:37:46
Could you come out, please, sir?
You shouldn't be in the ladies'.
:37:51
(Simon) I've got an upset stomach.
:37:54
(Extended farting)
:38:03
(Plopping, water splashing)
:38:12
(Deep sigh)
:38:14
Right, where's the perv?
:38:17
- Get out now! Dirty bastard.
- (Simon) Hang on. I'm nearly done.
:38:22
No, that's it.
:38:23
(Toilet flushing)
:38:25
Sorry. Bit of an emergency.
Now, what's the problem?
:38:29
You've been reported
for indecent behaviour.
:38:32
- He had a lump in his trousers.
- Yes, I had several.
:38:37
I shat myself.
:38:38
Now, where's the nearest
Marks and Spencer's?
:38:41
Straight down the high street,
the first on the left.
:38:45
Thank you very much.
:38:52
- It came off in my hand.
- Don't worry.
:38:54
It's happened to me a few times.