The Princess Diaries
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:23:02
Uh, Princess?
:23:03
Princess, may I point out...
:23:05
that no matter
how many times you push it...

:23:07
it will go up and down
the same way.

:23:11
MIA: Joseph, can we
eighty-six the flags? Please?

:23:14
No.
:23:15
The flags allow me
to park anywhere.

:23:18
We keep the flags.
:23:20
Sorry, Joseph.
:23:22
You can call me Joe.
:23:26
Joey?
:23:29
Heh heh heh heh.
:23:30
No. Joe.
:23:39
Did I miss something?
:23:41
Are we going to a wedding?
:23:43
Uh, no. School.
:23:44
No, this is the surprise ride.
:23:46
[ Speaking foreign language ]
:23:47
MIA: This is Joe.
:23:49
Joe, Lilly. Lilly, Joe.
:23:50
LILLY:
Hi, it's nice to meet you.

:23:52
You know you look like Shaft?
:23:54
Yes. Excuse me.
:23:56
- You want a ride, right?
- Yeah, totally.

:23:59
Hey, I got it.
:24:00
Of course.
:24:04
- OK.
- Oh, my word!

:24:08
JOE: Please fasten
your seat belts, ladies.

:24:10
LILLY: Is your mother
dating an undertaker?

:24:12
Uh, no.
:24:14
This long-lost grandmother
showed up...

:24:16
and she wants me to use it.
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- And?
- I--I don't know.

:24:20
I guess she's just
trying to be nice...

:24:21
to get me to like her.
:24:22
LILLY: Oh.
:24:24
MIA: Hey, Joe?
:24:26
Can you please park
a block away from school?

:24:27
I don't want to cause a riot
with this hearse.

:24:30
This is a non-riot hearse.
:24:32
And if it were a hearse...
:24:33
there would be silence
in the back seat.

:24:35
[ Girls laughing ]
:24:39
CHEERLEADERS:
Hey there, ho there

:24:41
How do you do?
:24:42
This is Grove Lions
saying hi to you.

:24:45
Go Lions! Roror!
:24:49
P.A.: This is a reminder.
:24:51
Virtual homework
may not be submitted...

:24:53
for actual credit.
:24:55
FONTANA: Tell me, Mia.
:24:56
Is it true
about your speech?

:24:58
Are you really speaking
at the Bulimic Convention?


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