:44:02
and I don't know
what else there is to say.
:44:06
Will you come on my cable show?
:44:08
No, I can't.
This is a royal secret.
:44:10
You can't tell anyone.
Not even Michael.
:44:12
Especially not Michael.
You are sworn to secrecy.
:44:14
- Of course.
- Secret handshake.
:44:17
[ Spitting ]
:44:19
MIA: We might have to think of
a new secret handshake.
:44:22
LILLY: Are you really sure
you can run a country?
:44:24
You can barely
keep your goldfish alive...
:44:26
for more than
a couple of days.
:44:28
Lilly, I'm really sure
of anything right now.
:44:30
Listen, there are pros and cons
to being a princess.
:44:32
Shh! Don't say that word.
People can hear.
:44:35
Class has begun!
:44:38
Class has begun and I have
a little surprise for you.
:44:42
Pop quiz.
French Revolution.
:44:45
Mr. O'Connell,
there's a school rule...
:44:48
that says nobody's allowed
to wear hats in class.
:44:50
And I don't think
anybody should be...
:44:52
an exception
to that rule, do you?
:44:54
O'CONNELL: No, Lana.
:44:56
Mia, I'm sorry, but hats
are against the dress code.
:45:00
Mia?
:45:08
[ Class reacts ]
:45:09
Mamma Mia.
:45:11
LANA: Look who's trying
to fit in now.
:45:12
ANNA: It's a wig, right?
:45:14
MELISSA: I think it looks
really sweet, Mia.
:45:16
ANNA: Looks like
she got a head transplant.
:45:19
Well, I think it rocks.
And you know what?
:45:22
Voltaire. Hair.
:45:24
I would personally like
to learn about Voltaire.
:45:29
OK, Lilly, OK.
:45:30
Everybody settle down now.
:45:32
Quiz time, OK?
:45:36
CLARISSE: Lovely.
But now we need fountains...
:45:38
lights in the trees.
:45:40
The Japanese Embassy
has a waterfall.
:45:42
Why can't we have fountains?
:45:44
We have a fountain
up there, ma'am.
:45:45
Well, I would like
at least two in here.
:45:48
Charlotte,
just make me an Eden.
:45:50
Yes, ma'am.
:45:51
- Amelia? Let's continue.
- Hmm?
:45:55
CLARISSE: In your spare time,
I would like you to read these.