:05:03
Um...oh...
:05:05
Do you want a bite of this?
:05:07
Why not?
:05:11
Well, here goes.
:05:17
Why, it's delicious!
:05:19
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
:05:20
Oh, OK!
Let's get another one!
:05:23
MIA: It's the fastest way
back to the Consulate...
:05:27
but I hate this hill!
:05:29
I do believe I'm beginning
to feel that corn dog.
:05:32
Uhh! Eh! Ah!
:05:34
Maybe you can just
sneak gently through?
:05:37
- OK, I'll try.
- Good.
:05:39
CLARISSE: Right.
Now, blaze on up.
:05:40
MIA: I--I got it!
:05:41
- You've got it.
- I got it!
:05:43
You've got it!
:05:45
Uhh!
:05:46
MIA: Oh!
I haven't got it!
:05:48
CLARISSE:
Uh-oh! Mia! Brake!
:05:50
Brake! Look out!
:05:52
Down here!
:05:54
MIA: Aah!
:05:56
- Oh!
- Oh!
:05:58
9-1-1 , I need to report
an accident.
:06:01
CONDUCTOR:
You didn't hear the bell?!
:06:03
[ Bell ringing ]
:06:05
They put me on hold.
:06:07
Oh, for the love of God!
:06:08
CONDUCTOR: Put down
destruction of public property.
:06:11
I will, I will.
And last, but not least...
:06:14
driving without a license.
:06:16
Accompanied by an adult
whose license expired...
:06:19
45 years ago.
:06:20
I've been trying
to tell you, Officer.
:06:23
Licenses don't expire
in Genovia.
:06:25
Not for the queen.
:06:27
Don't I have
diplomatic immunity?
:06:29
You do, but her
we have to take downtown.
:06:31
What?
:06:33
OFFICER: I'm sorry, miss.
:06:34
It's all right, Officer.
I understand.
:06:36
I...
:06:39
I understand perfectly.
:06:42
You do?
:06:43
Mia, no town, no city,
no country...
:06:47
can function peacefully...
:06:48
if its officers and
its transportation engineers...
:06:52
don't follow
the letter of the law.
:06:54
Why, I would be proud...
:06:56
to have two such
fine, honorable gentlemen...
:06:59
serving in Genovia.