The Princess Diaries
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Sign up now and save a cow!
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Vegetarians have right
to eat special.

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Make Grove School
more tofu-friendly.

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MIA: Hello.
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LILLY: Hi. Go sit by Jeremiah.
Be there in a minute.

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LANA: She's wearing
that dorky hat again.

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Hey, you want
to see a trick?

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No. Not right now.
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What are you doing?
Writing a story?

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Oh, well...
my portfolio's increased...

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by 30% since the last quarter.
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Look what we have.
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The perfect nerd couple.
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Jeremiah and Mia.
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Oh! Miah and Mia!
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Listen, Jere.
My friends and I were wondering.

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The sweater you're wearing--
was it designed for you...

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or did the knitting machine
just blow up?

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Sunglasses, girls.
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It's Jeremiah hair glare.
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Is one of your magic tricks
your hair?

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Ha ha!
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- Hey, Lana?
- Huh?

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That is such
a cute cheerleading outfit.

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It's so clean-cut.
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I bet it goes with anything.
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Of course it does!
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Aah! Aah!
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[ Gasps ] Aah!
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Aah!
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Mia, you're such a freak!
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MIA:
Yeah, I am, but you know what?

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Someday
I might grow out of that...

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but you will never
stop being a jerk.

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[ Chanting ]
Lana got coned!

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Lana got coned!
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- Mia!
- Toodles.

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Lana got coned!
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Mrs. Gupta,
did you see what she did to me?

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Oh, no, honey, I'm sorry.
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I was in
a very important meeting.

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Send it out for dry cleaning.
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KIDS: Lana got coned!
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CLARISSE: It's a present
for your sixteenth birthday...

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from your father.
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It was found
among his possessions.

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My birthday's not for two weeks.
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CLARISSE: I know...
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but I wanted you to have it
before we leave.

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I return to Genovia
the day after tomorrow.


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