:42:05
(man shouting indistinctly)
:42:10
MAN:
Go get the aspirin now!
:42:13
Oh, shut up!
:42:15
I had as much to drink
last night as you did!
:42:24
Excuse me.
:42:26
Do I know you?
:42:28
I'm a... I-I work
for the local paper.
:42:30
I do the-the
"Shipping News."
:42:32
I was just...
:42:34
Is this your boat?
:42:36
That's a boat.
:42:37
This is aBotterjacht.
:42:41
She was built for Hitler.
:42:43
He was the original owner.
:42:44
Really?
:42:45
I-I just wanted to ask you
a-a couple of questions.
:42:50
The finestBotterjacht
ever built in Holland.
:42:52
Tell him what happened
in Hurricane Bob.
:42:53
And she's incredibly heavy.
40 tons of solid oak.
:42:57
Tell him!
:43:04
She broke free of her moorings
:43:06
and pounded six boats--
expensive ones-- to rubble.
:43:12
Wham!
:43:16
Now tell him who let
our insurance lapse.
:43:23
Wham!
:43:26
Oh, it took six
:43:28
veryexpensive lawyers
to weasel us out of it.
:43:31
Jesus! An inch
from bankruptcy.
:43:34
Moral of the story?
:43:36
When you marry a tour guide
:43:38
confine his authority
to mixing the drinks.
:43:43
Did I come at a bad time?
:43:46
Yeah. Ten years ago
would've been better.
:43:51
(windshield wipers
squeaking dully)
:43:54
Wife Fires Artillery
on Hitler's Boat.