:50:01
As I walked out on
:50:03
the streets of Laredo
:50:18
- Thank you fo rwhat you did.
- No problem.
:50:23
You don't have to be
all smug about it.
:50:28
How about a quick recap here, Mary?
:50:31
You harpoon me for being engaged...
:50:34
when, in a zippy and unexpected twist,
you yourself turn out to have a fiance.
:50:40
Now you have the nerve
to call me smug?
:50:43
Come on, Mary.
What the hell is your problem?
:50:45
You're the one with the problem.
:50:47
I've been doing this a long time...
:50:50
and I can predict down to the week
how long a couple's going to last.
:50:53
Are you aware that Fran
has chosen teal for her bridesmaids?
:50:57
Teal, the color of gangrene.
:51:00
My last bride who chose teal
got her marriage annulled in 12 days.
:51:04
Oh, oh, and "I Honestly Love You"
as your wedding song?
:51:09
You might as well commit
matrimonial suicide right now.
:51:12
You want a confession in blood?
Huh? All right.
:51:15
That night at the movie,
I was attracted to you.
:51:18
I was. You caught me.
I admit it.
:51:21
I mean, let's see, maybe I was a little
unsure about the whole marriage thing.
:51:25
I don't know,
maybe I was just being a guy...
:51:29
and an opportunity presented itself.
:51:31
Bottom line?
:51:33
I never thought
I'd see you again.
:51:35
Bottom line?
Nothing happened.
:51:39
Bottom line?
:51:41
Now, more than ever,
I believe Fran is the one for me.
:51:47
So...
:51:48
I would say,
based on the evidence...
:51:52
all your theories on love sound like
the rantings of a bitter, cynical woman.