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How do you word an invitation...
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where both sets of parents
are paying for the wedding...
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the groom is in the military,
about to receive a medical degree...
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and the bride is a widow whose father
recently had a sex-change operation...
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and now goes by the name
Sugar Pie deSanto?
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- Mary?
- What is it?
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A little tense?
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Just terribly, terribly...
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alert.
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What's the matter?
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I came back early.
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Why?
I mean, is everything okay?
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I've discovered something.
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I've been blind.
I didn't want to see it.
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I tried to ignore the signs.
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I think you know
what I'm talking about.
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Let me explain.
It's not what you think.
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Yes, it is.
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I can't go through with this wedding.
1:18:18
But, Fran--
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I was in a meeting
talking about Boccolino mozzarella...
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and it hit me
that this isn't going to work.
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I can't stand the way
he chews on pen caps...
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or the songs
that he sings in the shower.
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It drives me nuts, how he hikes up his
left pant leg after he's eaten too much.
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Is Eddie gonna be the last man
that I sleep with...
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ever?
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I've been with him so long, I don't
even know why we're together anymore.