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We're here to honor the memory
and life's work of Jean Kriticos...
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... a devoted mother and loving wife,
who was too quickly taken from life.
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Jean, you will be forever missed,
but never forgotten.
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- I miss you, Mom.
- I miss you, Mom.
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Why did you have to leave us?
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- I can't do this without you.
- Don't go.
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Mom, I love you so much.
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Please watch over us.
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I'll love you always.
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Dad, it's al...
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It's almost 8:30. Shake a leg
or you'll miss your first class.
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Today on Death in America:
Cancer rates are down...
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...but suicide is sky-high.
:12:01
We have a treat today.
:12:04
A body was found, "decolopolated."
:12:07
Hey, hey. "Decapitated."
:12:10
Find a healthier hobby.
:12:12
Leave me alone. I'm recording!
:12:15
Good morning, everybody.
Something smells interesting.
:12:20
They found a headless guy
behind Dunkin' Donuts.
:12:24
I love Dunkin' Donuts.
:12:27
- Shit!
- Kathy.
:12:29
Why not let Maggie make breakfast?
That's why we hired her.
:12:33
Have you tasted her cooking?
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- Just that once.
- Hey, I heard that!
:12:38
- I cook better than you.
- We have to try to get along.
:12:42
Okay.
:12:44
Tell Kathy that keeping
a record of death is healthy.
:12:48
Keeping a record of deaths is healthy.
:12:51
- She's being a little slut about it.
- Don't call your sister a slut.
:12:56
- Thank you.
- I prefer the term "bitch."