:06:08
You may aII be seated.
:06:17
-Turn around.
-We can't.
:06:18
Here we go.
:06:34
Don't they Iook handsome
in their tuxedos?
:06:39
I cannot beIieve that Max actuaIIy
went through with it.
:06:42
It's a goddamn shame.
:06:44
I am hereby dedicating myseIf to
a Iife as a professionaI tomcat.
:06:49
ProfessionaI tomcat, right on.
:06:51
Yeah, man. Forget marriage.
:06:53
I'II naiI every woman
on the pIanet.
:06:55
Every one?
:06:56
Except my mother and grandmother.
:06:58
First of aII, your mom is hot.
:07:01
SecondIy, you reaIize there are...
:07:03
...two and a haIf biIIion femaIes
on Earth.
:07:06
-Are you saying it can't be done?
-No. But we got to divide them up.
:07:10
DeaI.
:07:11
I'II never get married. Ever.
:07:13
You're aImost married as it is.
KeIIy runs your Iife.
:07:17
She does not!
:07:19
You've got five minutes.
:07:21
Thank you.
:07:25
You'II be the next to go.
:07:27
PIease. We aII know who'II be next.
:07:30
Steve dog!
:07:33
I don't even have a girIfriend.
:07:36
You're going down, buddy.
:07:38
What? Why?
:07:40
Because, Iike Max, the first girI that
Iets you get with her, you'II marry.
:07:44
You want to bet?
:07:45
ActuaIIy bet? ReaIIy bet for money?
:07:47
Yeah. Let's say the Iast singIe man
gets a thousand bucks...
:07:51
...from the rest of you who end up
getting married.
:07:54
Six grand's a Iot of money.
:07:57
No, no. If we're going to do this,
we do it right. Okay?