1:26:01
On our wedding night.
I thought everything was fine.
1:26:04
l was ready to give hera hose down.
1:26:06
WeII, heIIo, Mrs. Brenner.
1:26:09
ActuaIIy, I'm gonna keep
my own name.
1:26:12
Yeah, whatever.
1:26:17
Yeah. A IittIe of the oId bubbIy.
1:26:22
Remember our first time?
1:26:25
When you Ieft me out in MaIibu with
nothing but a roII of quarters?
1:26:28
Yeah. That was so hot.
1:26:31
Here's to that.
1:26:44
Let's swap bodiIy fIuids, baby.
1:26:48
When I woke up, she was gone.
1:26:51
The next day, marriage was annuIIed,
she was nowhere to be found.
1:26:54
Never saw her again. Figured you two
had a scam to get the bacheIor cash.
1:26:58
That's cooI, though. I'm getting
more pussy now than ever.
1:27:02
Chicks reaIIy dig a guy
with a broken heart.
1:27:05
KyIe, I am so sorry.
1:27:07
I'm kidding. I just pIay that.
You know me.
1:27:11
I'II be a one-baIIed babe hound
when I'm 80.
1:27:13
I got a date with a new girI.
She's fantastic.
1:27:16
What, another cosmetics counter girI?
1:27:19
No, man, no. A Iibrarian. She's
so hot. A IittIe redheaded girI.
1:27:23
She gave me this book to read.
1:27:29
This book wiII change your Iife.
1:27:31
I gotta go.
1:27:34
I Iike to be spanked
with a day-oId carrot.
1:27:39
How much you got?
1:27:41
Twenty bucks.
1:27:43
And my own carrot.
1:27:44
Excuse me.
1:27:48
I've got a proposaI, but it might
sound a IittIe strange.
1:27:53
The Chinese Theater is this way?
1:27:55
Thank you very much, ma'am.
1:27:58
-Where's the carrot?
-I got it.