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BURT: Mount up and move out.
JODl: You don't have a tab!
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MlNDY: Jack, l'm going with you.
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No, you're not.
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BURT: Yes, sir?
:27:24
STATLER: Good morning. Mr. Gummer?
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'Morning.
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Agent Frank Statler.
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-My cousin, he went back to Mexico.
-l've filed for my business license.
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The right to bear arms
shall not be infringed.
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Department of the lnterior.
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This gentleman is Field Agent Rusk
of the BLM...
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...and Dr. Andrew Merliss,
Director of Paleontology at Smithsonian.
:27:46
We don't have time to chat.
We've got work to do.
:27:48
Not if it's hunting graboids, you don't.
:27:51
l called them, Burt.
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STATLER: l was granted authority
to insure adherence to Section 1472-B...
:27:56
...of the Endangered Species Act...
:27:57
...which guards the welfare
of large-class desert reptilians.
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l'm enforcing an immediate ban
on hunting of graboids in Perfection Valley.
:28:05
Those are my cattle out there, pendejo.
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MlGUEL: The BLM man gave permission
to kill anything dangerous to my cattle.
:28:12
El lobo, el coyote and el graboid.
:28:16
Your BLM man reports to him,
who reports to me...
:28:19
...and l'm here to tell you
there will be no more killing of graboids.
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So, we let them live,
and we become the endangered species.
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You have been instrumental
in the eradication of the oldest...
:28:30
...rarest species on earth.
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Not once, but on three separate occasions,
on two continents.
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Defending lives and property,
a guest of two foreign governments.
:28:37
-Are you even aware of the public outcry?
-Public? Not this public.
:28:40
Our mandate is simple:
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To investigate, trap and transport
at least one creature for study.
:28:45
Trap and transport?
:28:46
When you find out that's impossible,
we'll be overcome with shriekers.
:28:49
lf we discover
there is a threat to public safety...
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...we're prepared to evacuate
Perfection Valley and seal it off.
:28:55
Wait a minute! You'd make us leave?
:28:58
That's not why l called you.
l called you here to help us.