1:04:00
But is it Ass-Blaster-proof?
1:04:05
[Crashing]
1:04:11
BURT: Come on, come on.
l'll grab my weapon!
1:04:14
Go! Go! Come on!
1:04:16
This way, into the safe room!
1:04:19
Come on!
1:04:24
Seal it!
1:04:27
[Heavy thudding]
1:04:32
-What is all this? Food?
-Better. MREs.
1:04:36
Most dense, most nutritious food
known to man.
1:04:39
Okay, how long can we wait it out in here?
1:04:43
Six, seven years. Depending on how well
you maintain your dietary discipline.
1:04:47
[Heavy thudding]
1:04:57
Son of a bitch is melting the door down.
1:05:00
Damn his butane, butt-blasting ass.
1:05:04
BURT: Forget that! Here!
1:05:07
-Escape tunnel!
-Burt, l like you.
1:05:10
You should! Go on, go on!
1:05:12
What happens if this thing eats your food?
1:05:18
Ass-blaster blitzkrieg.
1:05:20
Go on! l'll take care of it.
1:05:24
[Suspenseful music]
1:05:34
Trick or treat, you son of a bitch!
1:05:51
-Five gallons of unleaded.
-Man. You really go the distance!
1:05:54
Yeah, l'm a masterpiece of self-destruction.
1:05:58
Fire should reach my stock
of reloading powder right about...