:33:02
Good. Waiter, check, please. Would
you like me to take care of this?
:33:07
No, I'll pick this one up.
:33:09
- Are you sure?
- I'm sure.
:33:14
- Thanks for dinner.
- Yeah.
:33:17
Rule no. 3: Break up with him
before he breaks up with you.
:33:22
Whoever breaks up with
the person first wins.
:33:25
She broke up with me!
:33:28
See, that's interesting.
:33:30
She sat there and let me
humiliate myself...
:33:33
... by making me go through
how sorry I was.
:33:37
Then she broke up with me.
I should've made her pay.
:33:43
- She offered to pay?
- Why?
:33:46
- She's good.
- Because she picked up a check?
:33:49
No, it's about a
psychological advantage.
:33:52
- But I paid, bro.
- But she offered.
:33:55
- She has before.
- But never after breaking up.
:33:59
Look, in order to grasp this,
you got to think like them...
:34:03
... to read between the lines.
:34:05
You got to ask yourself,
"When she offered to pay...
:34:09
... did she want to come up
out of the pocket? " Think about it.
:34:13
On a date, what woman
wants to pay for the meal?
:34:17
None! Zero. I'm 29 years old.
:34:21
I haven't met a woman who does.
:34:24
So you can safely conclude
this is not about the money.
:34:27
So what is this about?
:34:29
She wants you to know she could
come out of pocket if she wanted to.
:34:34
This is a demonstration
of her independence to you.
:34:39
She's trying to tell you that you
can't do nothing for her.
:34:43
You can't even buy her damn dinner!
:34:47
She'd starve before you
come out the pocket.
:34:50
That's deep. That's some really
deep shit right there.
:34:55
Now we know his crime.
:34:57
He went out to dinner
with a coworker...