:43:00
Jiggins! 60/40.
:43:11
Look, how many times
:43:12
do I have to say I'm sorry?
:43:14
Ooh.
:43:15
Jesus!
:43:16
65/35.
:43:17
It's not a jiggins.
:43:19
It's a mistake.
:43:20
I mean, it's dark up here.
:43:21
I can't see anything.
:43:22
Failure to comprehend
the concept.
:43:23
Jiggins. 70/30.
:43:24
Let me ask you a question.
:43:26
Are you possessed
by the devil?
:43:28
Hmm. That's funny. Very funny.
:43:31
And I don't mean "ha-ha" funny.
:43:33
I mean, "I've been
in prison for 20 years
:43:34
and feel comfortable
in pumps" kind of funny.
:43:37
Ha. Suppression
of sexual tendencies.
:43:39
Not very evolved.
:43:40
Jiggins. 75/25.
:43:41
Okay, that's it.
I got my own clause.
:43:43
Tell me if you know
what this word means, all right?
:43:45
What the hell is all this crap?
:43:47
You're a freak.
:43:49
Oh, is that your clause?
:43:51
'cause that was, uh, nine words.
:43:52
Well, eight with
a contraction.
:43:54
I mean, you asked me
:43:55
if knew what a word meant.
:43:56
That's singular.
"Word" is singular.
:43:58
"What's all this crap?
You're a freak" is plural
:44:00
in terms of words, anyway.
:44:01
Oh, no, it's singular.
:44:02
Why? because I'm
running them all together
:44:04
because this is my word,
my clause
:44:06
the-the "what's all this crap?
You're a freak" clause
:44:08
known henceforth
as "the clause."
:44:10
Now, every time
you break the clause
:44:12
I take back ten percent.
:44:13
Let's see how many times
you've broken the clause.
:44:16
How about
ever since I met you?
:44:17
Do you know what that means?
:44:18
You not only owe me 100%
:44:20
of that map,
but for the next 50 years
:44:23
you have to kiss
my red, rosy, puckered crack.
:44:25
Ooh. That was nice.
:44:28
Real descriptive.
:44:31
"Kiss my rosy, red,
puckered crack."
:44:33
I should shoot you right now.
:44:35
Wow. I'm just telling you
what happened.
:44:38
I, uh... I didn't realize I was
going to be critiqued here.
:44:42
What's my name?
:44:44
Excuse me?
:44:46
Critical Jim.
:44:48
Say it.
:44:51
Critical Jim.
:44:52
What do you suppose that means?
:44:56
Where are we going now?
:44:58
Uh, after the diamonds.