:06:02
Actually, I can't, Steve,
because it's not yet perfected.
:06:05
But I can tell you
that it's called Magnum and...
:06:07
Shut, baby, shut!
:06:09
If I tell you anything else,
this guy's gonna kill me.
:06:11
Got that right.
How are you doing, Steven?
:06:13
- Maury Ballstein, Balls Models.
- A man who needs no introduction.
:06:15
Maury, you've handle every important
male model for the last 30 years.
:06:19
- Derek's chances tonight?
- Let me tell you something.
:06:21
Nobody can touch Derek.
Nobody! I gotta get inside.
:06:24
I'm "shvitzing" like a "shmedrik"
with all these lights.
:06:37
Are you worried about Hansel?
:06:39
Not as much
as I'm worried about Gretel.
:06:41
Hey, put that Hansel and Gretel
line in your article.
:06:45
I want people to know
how funny I can be.
:06:46
Oh, believe me, they'll know.
It hits newsstands tomorrow.
:06:49
Excuse me, Mr. Mugatu.
Mr. Mugatu, Matilda Jeffries.
:06:52
Time magazine.
:06:54
Any comment on Prime Minister
Hassan's wage increases...
:06:56
for Malaysian garment workers?
- No, he has no comment.
:06:58
Let him speak for himself. Would you
like to see the prime minister...
:07:01
out of power so you can continue
exploiting cheap Malaysian workers?
:07:04
Hey, Mugatu! Screw you
and your little dog too!
:07:07
Look out!
She's got an egg!
:07:10
Oh, my God! Let go of me!
:07:12
Yes!
:07:16
Wow.
:07:18
I just can't tell you how much
this means to me...
:07:21
to be the first recipient
of this beautiful award.
:07:23
We have a serious problem
on our hands, Maury.
:07:25
This Malaysian thing
is getting out of hand.
:07:28
I hear you,Jaco.
:07:29
What this, the Slashie, mean...
:07:32
is you consider me
the best actor slash model...
:07:37
and not the otherway around.
:07:40
His proposed wage increase
could ruin all of us.
:07:43
I need it taken care of soon.
I have people to answer to.
:07:48
Now to the important stuff.
:07:48
These ain't no slashes, folks...
:07:51
These are the pure breeds...
:07:53
Here are the nominees
for Male Model of the Year...
:07:57
Young, hot, brash...
:07:59
With more covers in his first year
than any rookie model ever...